lydiamartinis:

mass effect + text posts

Cause of death: Carol’s cute smirky smiley face and Daryl trying to.. “flirt”.


Marilyn Monroe photographed by John Vachon, 1953

Marilyn Monroe photographed by John Vachon, 1953

clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

thechronicferuchemist:

Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

Wtf happened to this pie?!

Wtf happened to this pie?!

'Puff Pride :)

'Puff Pride :)

valeria2067:

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

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amethyzzle:

this was actually super empowering i feel really good now

fallopianrhapsody:

sleeping with your stuffed animals is punk rock don’t let anybody tell you different

amoyed:

is this what heaven looks like

thecutestofthecute:

Congratulations!! You got mail !!!.. Pup-mail that is!!!